The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads
actually found their way into
newspapers all over the world:

Braille dictionary for sale. Must
see to appreciate.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set
of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45
volumes. Excellent condition.
$1,000.00 or best offer. No
longer needed. Got married last
weekend. Wife knows everything.

Help wanted, singer for rock
band. Must be female or male.

For sale, Hope Chest, brand new,
half off, long story.

Help wanted, adult or mature
teenager to baby-sit. One dollar
an hour.

Lost: small brown poodle. Reward.
Neutered. Like one of the family.

For sale: a quilted high chair that
can be made into a table, potty
chair, rocking horse,
refrigerator, spring coat, size 8
and fur collar.

Four-posted bed, 101 years old.
Perfect for antique lover.

Etc.
:-)