The Most EmbarrassingMoments Ever!

Let’ s face it – we’ ve all had our share of embarrassing moments.
Just be thankful that none of
them were as humiliating (and
hilarious!) as these:

"A mother was taking a shower
when her2 year old son
came into the bathroom and
wrapped himself in toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he
looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a few
shots. They came out so well
that she had copies made and
included one with each of
their Christmas cards. Days later,
a relative called about the picture, laughing hysterically, and
suggesting that she take a
closer look. Puzzled, the mother
stared at the photo and was
shocked to discover that in
addition to her son, she had captured her reflection in the
mirror wearing nothing but a
camera!"

"A woman and her sister were at
the mall and passed by a store
that sold a variety of nuts. As
they were looking at the display
case, the boy behind the
counter asked if they needed any help. The woman replied, "No,
I'm just looking at your nuts."
The sister started to laugh
hysterically, the boy grinned,
and she turned beet red and
walked away."

"A lady picked up several items
at a discount store. When she
finally got up to the checker,
she learned that one of her
items had no price tag. Imagine
her embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and
boomed out for the entire store
to hear, ‘ PRICE CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE."
That was bad enough, but
somebody at the rear of
the store apparently
misunderstood the word
'Tampax' for ‘ THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice
boomed back over the intercom:
‘ DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR THE KIND
YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’

An introvert went to bar and
spots a pretty looking woman
sitting on the stool. He mustered
all his courage for long time,
then timidly approached and
asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if sit here and talk with you?"
She was alert, suspecting this
man, and responds by yelling,
"No, I won't sleep with you
tonight!" Customers in the bar
started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns
to his table dejected and
ashamed. The young woman
waits a little and then goes to
the guy to apologize. With a smile
on her face she says, "I am sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I
am a college student in
psychiatry and I am putting
together a thesis as to how
people react to embarrassing
moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you mean
by $500?"