The Christian Bear

There was a man who one day
didnt feel like going to church so
he decided to go hunting instead.

He was out in the bush when he
was aproched from behind by a
bear. He dropped his gun by
accident but didnt bother to pick
it up.

He ran for his life. Weaving in and
out the trees with the bear on
his trail. Curving around a tree
he triped over its root.

He looked up and the bear
looked down. The bear was
about to strike at him. He put
his hands together and prayed:

"Dear lord, Please let this bear
be a christian."

the bear sat down on its bum
and held the mans hands, closed
his eyes and said: "Dear lord,
Thank you for the food that i am
about to recieve"