There are Alligators in the Pool

A CEO throwing a party takes his
executives on a tour of his
opulent mansion. In the back of
the property, the CEO has the
largest swimming pool any of
them has ever seen.

The huge pool, however, is filled
with hungry alligators.

The CEO says to his executives "I
think an executive should be
measured by courage. Courage is
what made me CEO. So this is my
challenge to each of you: if
anyone has enough courage to dive into the pool, swim through
those alligators, and make it to
the other side, I will give that
person anything they desire. My
job, my money, my house,
anything!"

Everyone laughs at the
outrageous offer and proceeds
to follow the CEO on the tour of
the estate. Suddenly, they hear
a loud splash. Everyone turns
around and sees the CFO (Chief Financial Officer) in the pool,
swimming for his life. He dodges
the alligators left and right and
makes it to the edge of the pool
with seconds to spare. He pulls
himself out just as a huge alligator snaps at his shoes.

The flabbergasted CEO
approaches the CFO and says,
"You are amazing. I've never
seen anything like it in my life.
You are brave beyond measure
and anything I own is yours. Tell me what I can do for you.

The CFO, panting for breath,
looks up and says, "You can tell
me who the hell pushed me in
the pool!"