Saturday, March 26, 2011

The Smart Blonde

A blonde woman boards an
airplane. She is extremely
exhausted and just wants to
take a nap. She finally finds her
seat and sits down next to a
very curious young man.

He wants to test the whole dub
blonde thing and possibly make
some money out of it. "Hey,
wanna play a game?" he asks
her. "No thank you, i just want
to take a nap." "Please, its really easy, all you have to do is
answer the questions that i ask
you. If you don't know the
answer, then you give me five
dollars, and if I don't know the
answer to your question, then Ill give you five dollars."

"I really don't want to do this. I
just want to take a nap."

"Oh but PLEASE pretty please.
Okay, how about if I don't know
the answer to your question, I'll
give you five hundred dollars."
The blonde woman became
interested and decided to play the game.

"Okay. How many moons does
jupiter have?" the young man
asked. The woman reached into
her purse and took out a five
dollar bill. "What goes up the
mountain with three legs and comes back down with four?".
The young man, determined not
to lose, gets out his laptop and
searches all over the internet
for an answered. Flustered and
confused, the young man hand
the blonde five hundred dollars.

After a few hours, the young
man was itching to know the
answer to the question."What
was the answer to the riddle?"
the blonde woman reached into
her purse and handed the young man a five dollar bill.

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