students vs professor

The college professor had just finished
explaining an important research
project to his class. He emphasized that
this paper was an absolute
requirement for passing his class, and
that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late.

Those were a medically certifiable
illness or a death in the student's
immediate family.

A 'smart' student in the back of the
classroom waved his hand and spoke
up. "But what about extreme sexual
exhaustion, professor?"

As you would expect, the class
exploded in laughter. When the
students had finally settled down, the
professor froze the young man with a
glaring look.

"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll
just have to learn to write with your
other hand."