The Religious Horse

Once a man bought a horse. You
had to say ?hallelujah? to make
it go and ?amen? to make it
stop.

The man was riding his horse one
day but then he realized he was
riding to an edge of a cliff.

He was so scared he forgot how
to make the horse stop. He
thought this was the end of his
life and he started praying,
ending the prayer by saying ?
amen?.

The horse suddenly stopped at
the edge of the cliff. 'hallelujah'
said the man with a sigh of relief
and off went the horse?