Two Blind Pilots at the cabin

Two blind pilots both are wearing
dark glasses, one is using a guide
dog, and the other is tapping his
way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads
through the cabin, but the men
enter the cockpit, the door
closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little
practical joke. None is
forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and
faster down the runway and the
people sitting in the window
seats realize they're headed
straight for the water at the
edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will
plough in to the water, panicked
screams fill the cabin. At that
moment, the plane lifts smoothly
into the air. The passengers
relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat
into their magazines, secure in
the knowledge that the pl ane is
in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind
pilots turns to the other and
says,"ya know, Bob, one of these
days, they're gonna scream too
late and we're all gonna die."