Two Idiots Hunting Duck in winter

He and a friend go duck hunting
in winter, and of course all the
lakes are frozen. These two guys
go out on the lake with their
guns, a dog, and of course the
new vehicle. They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now,
they want to make some kind of
a natural landing area for the
ducks, something for the decoys
to float on.

In order to make a hole large
enough to look like something a
wandering duck would fly down
and land on, it's going to take a
little more effort than an ice
hole drill. So, out of the back of the nw Navigator truck comes a
stick of dynamite with a short,
40-second fuse.

Now, these two Rocket Scientists
do take into consideration that
they want to place the stick of
dynamite on the ice at a location
far from where they are
standing (and from the new Navigator truck), and they don't
want to take the risk of slipping
on the ice when they run from
the lit dynamite fuse and
possibly go up in smoke with the
resulting blast. They light the 40-second fuse and throw the
dynamite as far away as they
can.

Remember a couple of sentences
back when I mentioned the
vehicle, the guns, and the dog??

Let's talk about the dog: it's a
highly trained Labrador used for
RETRIEVING. Especially well trained
at retrieving things thrown by
the owner. You guessed it, the
dog takes off at a high rate of doggy speed on the ice and
captures the stick of dynamite
with the burning 40-second fuse
about the time it hits the ice.
The two men yell, scream, wave
their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog, cheered on,
keeps coming.

One of the guys grabs the
shotgun and shoots the dog. The
shotgun is loaded with #8
birdshot, hardly big enough to
stop a Lab. The dog stops for a
moment, slightly confused, but continues on. Another shot and
this time the dog, still standing,
becomes really confused and of
course terrified, thinking these
two geniuses have gone insane.
The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator
truck..

The men continue to yell as they
run away. The exhaust pipe on
the truck is still hot, so the dog
yelps and drops the dynamite
under the truck, and takes off
after his master.

Then --BOOM-- the truck is
blown to bits and sinks to the
bottom of the lake in a very
large hole, leaving the two idiots
standing there with this "I can't
believe this happened"look on their faces.

The insurance company says
that sinking a vehicle in a lake
by illegal use of explosives is NOT
COVERED. He still had yet to make
the first of those $560.00 a
month payments!!!

And you thought your day was
not going well.